One Foot off the Merry-Go-Round

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘foodgasm’

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 21:37:00 -0400

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘foodgasm’

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:16:34 -0400

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “’YOU TOO! THANKS, HAVE A GRATE DAY!” REALIZES HOW FAKE YOU ARE ACTING.”

Bottom Text: “BEGINS TO LOATHE YOURSELF AND THE SOUND OF YOUR OWN VOICE.”]

corgiaddict: Sophie after a day of playing at daycare and...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:26:17 -0400

corgiaddict:

Sophie after a day of playing at daycare and walking.

postespresso: a fresh box of @KeepCup arrived ahead of schedule...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:26:43 -0400

postespresso:

a fresh box of @KeepCup arrived ahead of schedule to the shop this week - woo! #SoManyColours

Just ordered a few of these for myself. Can’t wait for them to arrive!

Saturday mornings

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:58:52 -0500

are for JLo and Laundry

Valentines Day

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:11:48 -0500

Walk through the park
Check out the ice sculptures
Beavertail on the Canal
Make fun of tourists
Dinner (hit on straight, female server)
Mandatory (mindblowing) Valentines Day sex

The BF and I had a lovely, low key, non-commercialized Valentines Day. It was wonderful. He bought me dinner. I bought him ass-less briefs.

Is wine fattening?

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:44:17 -0500

Seriously. I drink this shit like its water.

Aawh. The cat wants to play soccer.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:59:36 -0500

Aawh. The cat wants to play soccer.

Bottle of port and a cigar. Like a boss...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:50:23 -0500

…a 70 year old boss. Don’t judge me.

tgrade5: Reposted from: theonlyguysusedtosay.tumblr.com Need...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:37:08 -0500

tgrade5:

Reposted from: theonlyguysusedtosay.tumblr.com

Need more of this on my dashboard.

I should mention...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:20:39 -0500

That I think Corgis are the cutest things ever!

Also, here’s a picture of a Corgi dressed up like a...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:19:21 -0500

Also, here’s a picture of a Corgi dressed up like a banana.

Wants to audition for The Walking Dead This was my Halloween...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:31:00 -0500

Wants to audition for The Walking Dead

This was my Halloween costume. 3 hours for the latex work, another hour for the make up.

Marathon tonight! Plowing through Season 1 and 2.

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:28:21 -0500

Marathon tonight! Plowing through Season 1 and 2.

Love a good backside. So sexy.

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 22:36:06 -0500

Love a good backside. So sexy.

Too hot.

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 22:08:41 -0500

Too hot.

Last Day

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 02:27:00 -0500

I got transferred this week from a store I’ve managed for over 2 years to a new location. My staff took me out for drinks tonight. I’m full of conflicting feelings. On one hand I feel so loved and appreciated and on the other hand I’m so incredibly distraught I can hardly keep myself from crying. Its hard, as a young person, to manage people who are the same age as you because you develop friendships with them that you can’t fully appreciate since you’re expected to be a mentor and role model.

I can’t believe how much I’m going to miss them.

tyleroakley: That’s why I’m the happiest kid I know. This must...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 20:08:06 -0500

tyleroakley:

That’s why I’m the happiest kid I know.

This must be why I’m in such a good mood today.

knowhomo: LGBTQ* Equality Videos You Should Watch AllOut.org’s...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:13:00 -0500

knowhomo:

LGBTQ* Equality Videos You Should Watch

AllOut.org’s newest Global Equality video

That moment when you check your bank account balance expecting...

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 13:35:10 -0500

That moment when you check your bank account balance expecting it to be overdrawn, but you actually have money.